Meet the World's Champion Masturbator:
Masanobu Sato
Meet Masanobu Sato, the champion masturbator of the world and regular participant in San Francisco's annual Masturbate-a-Thon. He's got a lot of Hentai porn, an adorable kitten audience, and (GASP!) a girlfriend who doesn't like sex. We suspect she'd like sex a lot more with someone other than Sato.